Monday, July 13, 2009

Headache and nausea

I'm not pregnant, it's not a migraine.
My mom thinks it's the muscle that loops around your head down your back.

Doctors again tomorrow.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

So tomorrow...or later todayhaaa

I'm gonna post some of my favorite YouTube videos. All worth watching:)

I'm excited for later today to hang with Pahlke at the track, but first I need to shower and clean my room.

I've got like 10 podcast channels and 2 of them are language classes at universities. This Hebrew teacher seemed pretty cool! The Greek teacher seemed like an asshole.

Friday, July 10, 2009

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

i just had the longest, best most thought out post of my life and blogspot deleted it.

FUCK THE WORLD.

i puked.

:p

but i found a cute cover of Alive With The Glory of Love, by Say Anything.
But the cover was by Julia Nunes.
She did an ok job.

i cant sleep now. i never throw up so that really threw me off.

Confusion?

That's funny...
And I hope you know I didn't mean to upset you. I'm very thankful for you! An i'm thankful you got the music.
Let's just forget about it.

I had a good day yesterday! I got new basketball shoes, yellow American apparel jacket, tshirt from u.o. and slept great.

But today I'm sick:p
I started to feel ok, so I went on a run...
I ran and got really sick again.
I'm on the couch now chewing old gum from the Milan airport and drinking limeaide.

What're the pahlkes doing?

Thursday, July 9, 2009

I'm Counting Sheep but Keep Running Out

Okay.
You're timing today with "I hope you have fun with Cody and Coooole" was impeccable!!
I had just said "Coooole!! Come."
And he said, "You know, every time you say my name, I hear it. I could be way over there, and still hear you say my name. I turn every time."
Then you sent the text and it was perfect!!

I'm feeling very very restless!! Like I should be doing something else!
The stars'll be out tonight:)
And so will I.

You know.
The tops of my shoulders burn, but not the sides.
It says "=)hi" on my shoulder.
I don't remember that.
Anyways.
I can't get the farmers tan to go away!!
It just stays pale.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Today should be alright

Roseanne's first season is on right now! I love it:) I think if we met we'd get along with her haha
she bitches like me...but I don't like her husband Dan. He's too much of a pushover. Idk it's different. Hahah
he just tackle the couch:)

So far I:
•ate triskets
•watched forest gump
•tranny found shoes with wings on them and I so badly would like to get them
•watched the hammer with Adam carrola for the millionth time
•at 2 I'm leaving for brennas house
•tomorrow I'm shopping
•and I'm not bloated:))) (meaning I'm fitting my clothes haha)


Ooh baby I was blind to let you go.
Won't you please let me (back in your heart)

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

37?! We're sitting here and going 35.

What Is Phoenix like 10 feet behind us?!

God pooped on my day. And he planned on it too.

Monday, July 6, 2009

The Price Bitch, Is Diamonds, Shining Crystal Lights

Tyler said I'm cool.
Maybe it's a bad idea to talk to him again...

I decided to come and add to this lame post:)

I'm feeling pretty good, actually.
Things are looking up, and hopefully the stars are out tonight.
I want to just go lay out under them.

I wish everyone lived closer.

It'd be fun:)

I just woke half up

I was half asleep dreaming and I loved my dream.

I had just finished watching YouTube videos of accordians when I fell asleep. The last video made
me want to wake up Pahlke and make her watch this video because it was recorded in the middle of this piazza in italy next to the biiiig piazza marking the entrance to the uffizi. So I was thinking about all these stories and I fell sleep thinking about them and my dream was I was with this gorgeous Italian man and he asked me out to lunch, but I was on a tour group and they said "either go to lunch and leave the tour group or come with us" and I stayed and walked over to this restraint that I remembered was way over priced and I was sad because everyone was stressed out and I walk up right as I sat down. Like the wake up from a falling dream where you feel like you're sitting down and you wake up wand you swear to god you mustve just been in the air.

Buona notte. Ti amo:)

Oh ya! Emily!

Who said you're cool? Hahaha:)

So many scars...so little imagination

I was just in my sports bra and I saw this scar on my back going "oh yes." I got it from a water slide. I skidded at the bottom and it left a scar. I like back scars. They're cool.
The scar on the corner of my temple is infected again. It just gets sweaty and it gets like a weird zit. Igot that scar from tripping into a coffee table.
I have an ingrown hair on my longest shin scar. It was a ladder. That's all I'm willing to say. Too long to type on an iPod.
The two in the middle of my shin are fine. The circle is Pahlke. The long one was tripping over a log.
The most recent one on the side of my scalp burns like Harry potters mofo! Little Morgan went ahead and slapped my head like a man and now it throbs and burns. I don't know if I'm growing hair there...

I want to get a tattoo when my parents die. I think my mom would be proud and my dad would argue that it's gonna look fuckin sexy when I'm 98:)

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Sorry:)

I jut had an off dy with the hollands.

Fuckin great 4th of July. Couldve used a little Pahlke flava, though!

What happens at the buckaroo?!

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Let's Make Friends with the Cool Kids, Just This Once

Is that guy for real?

Don't get me started on dysfunctional families, Katie.

I'll just start talking and saying things I shouldn't and then I'll be laying in bed tonight thinking,
"Shit, I shouldn't've said that."

I love it when people say I'm cool:)
It's like, the ultimate ego boost.

Seriously!!

What the hell?!

Everyone is in a bad mood but my dad.
My mom won't buy Popsicle sticks and she's being a bitch about it.
Gracie that dumb shit thing where she's limping around because she drubbed her thumb like 2 weeks ago. My mom said she doesn't know what real pain is and plus she's over dratic and doesn't know how to put into a realistic way the kind of pain she's in.
Emilys arguing with me. She's a shit.
Zeus threw up on my shorts so now I'm in basketball shorts for the wrest of the day.


I hate hate hate what you are.

Friday, July 3, 2009

I'm mad at Gracie now.

She took my tweezers. And I had no idea where they were and I got in a fight with my mom about it because I thought she had them, and then she said I lost them and she was mad and then Gracie comes back out of her room with them and she goes "Oh ya. I used them to pop a zit."
WTF?!

Let's see if this works now...

Yesssss! Hahah
no post today Pahlke?

so my mom made this friend at her providence class and she came over today. She's really nice but she has a hard time like my mom, and her mom is terrible. So my nana wants to adopt her and shed be my moms legal sister. My mom had a sister but she died really really young so my mom has no idea about this, but she's filled out all the paper work and it's supposed to be a surprise for tomorrow.
So adult adoption is legal in California...but is it legal in Oregon? That's just what I'm worried about. My dad thinks my nana's bullshitting me and I really hope she isn't. That'd let me down. Plus I think that'd make my mom feel less alone.

I read a blob from were-not-our-parents.blogspot.com and it was Pahlke apologizing to me and Cameron. And i was thinking I'll just keep that in my mind when we're mad at eachother. But idk how well that'll work. Just thinking outloud. Haha sorry...it was a nice apology is what I'm saying.

Tomorrow'll be fantastic, I hope! Pahlkes comin! Trannys comin! And Morgan is too!
Twilight zone, rocky 3, elephant ears, kettle corn, teriyaki chicken, icees and chillin with homies:)))

Thursday, July 2, 2009

haaaaaaa

i typed in Leroy Smith into google...heres what popped up.
Leroy Smith Homepage

So i can write the title on an ipod touch, but no body.


Good for emily:)

how do you spell it?

apiphany?

haha idk.


in 1st grade we'd get these spelling tests out in the hall and if you got like above 90% you got ONE jelly bean and i'd always get bubblegum.

I'd get everything right except for ceiling. i'd do cieling.

apiphany(sp?) is my new ceiling:p


god damn! i couldnt get that p^^ it was [ then ] then = then o then PPPPPPPPPPPPP....now its p.


Listening to Mos Def's new album. He reminds me of this pot head from my culinary class. He'd rap so fast you wouldnt be able to tell if he's messed up or stumbled over his own lips, and honestly it doesnt matter.

I miss him.

He hit on me. It was fun to just smile and laugh at what he said. "Come on! I've got a motel room! You're lookin finer today!" hahah

I'll miss William/Jew most.

He was like my brother. And Dylan (rapping pot head) just called him jew and beat him up:)


I'm tired of people complaining about the dumbest things! Like honestly, there are bigger deals. And when people flip shit over stupid stuff! Like that guy on Fable 2! I was engaged to him and then whenever i tried to get the other townfolk to like me because i had murdered people he was like OH MY GOD! WHY'RE YOU CHEATING ON ME!?!?

insecure faggot.

haha LITERALLY!

My All Control is Now Spiraling

I'm going to try this new thing where, I just

chill

Everything always ends up okay.

So why stress so heavy about it?

Sadly that's no surprise

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

It's Such a Thrill Thrill Thrill to the World

Isn't his voice like velvet?!
He's got amazing lyrics too.
He's adorable:)
They're most definitely a new favorite of mine.
Yeah, have you heard Died a Jew?
And then he's talking about reading the bible to pass the time and watching the church channel:)
I'm missing alot of their newest album so I'll probably end up just buying it.
He's bipolar. Yepyep, truly.


Training for boxing would be fun and a not serious fight would be fun.

Papa used to be really into boxing so my mom knows alot.
We've got a speed bag in our garage and gloves:)
No idea why, but we do.

And we have this signed picture of Muhammad Ali but his signature is just a scribble:/

i want to box

boxers are in the best shape of any athlete. you have to have seriously quick feet, seriously quick arms, but it has to be grounded too.
i wanna train with apollo creed:) haha

i like the voice of the lead singer of say anything.
he's jewish. but its so easy going. haha
sorry barbara streisand. he's one upped you.

so this morning i wake up from that crazy dream. then zeus is magically with me and then we eat candy and more super smash brothers. haha i ate 2 boxes of candy in an hour. fuck getting in shape:) haha no i'll run, lift and sprint with my dad.

i kill, kill, kill, kill little girls:) hahah

I Can Start a Blog Like That Becaus I'm a Bad Ass:)

The little Paper Mario/Kate Gosselin thing down there looks like it's from Neopets.

I've had this really strong yearning to go back to Neopets...
I have a lot of these... impulses that I just don't act on or even voice very often.

I had a few days where I really wanted to smoke.
A few days where I really wanted to play guitar.
A few days where I really wanted to play bass.
A few days where I wanted to go vegan.
A few days of wanting to be a boxer.
A few days of wanting to snowboard.
A few months where I wanted to be a parasitologist.

It's like, little mini stupid impulse phases.
But boxing would be an excellent way to get out agression.
It'd be like in Hope was Here; she had so much pent up anger from her mom and dad leaving her that her aunt signed her up for boxing and bought her red gloves.
She boxed and it was a great outlet for her. Then during one of her sessions, she started crying and lost it on her trainer, just completely killing him. So she never boxed again.

:) happy story

It is though. Very cute.

I had something to blog about but I don't remember anymore...

nice start to the blog pahlke.

hahaha

I want to take a nap

I'm so exhausted.
Very very very tired.

Hi, I'm Pahlke.

so this morning

i had this dream pahlke and i were ta-ing for Ms.Johnston...and mark (her brother) was in that class. So they were having a Shakespeare play thing, so this girl Lauren from MHS's basketball camp was there with stacie grimshaw and they were stabbing eachother with knife handles. then they finished and johnston was crackin jokes and then mark had to go pee and i ate some gum. it started to foam and i was screaming and laughing and then johnston told pahlke and i to go to the bathroom with mark and he cant come back until noon. i have to grab a hall pass or ms.peachin will send us out of the school. i grab the ta pass and she says "yeah thats fine as long as you say its for mr.rob's class. only its rob with an e."....which would make it ROBE?....so we went to the bathroom in what was in my head a hall further east named D hall, not the one that leads to the gym, it was just a new hall in the middle school! so we go into the bathroom and this guy is taking pictures of all the 8th graders one at a time as they leave the bathroom and pahlke and i try to get in but he puts on a chicken costume and tells us to go away. so pahlke and i go into the bathroom, where we find my sister, emily. mark then shows up and the chicken dude starts laughing. so he just uses a stall in the bathroom and i end up teleporting out of sunrise a block away from it. i run up the street and its scary apartments so i think i want to go back to the middle school, and i show up there and i wake up. WHAT. THE. FUCK!?

funniest 10 minutes of my life

my sister gracie was playing paper mario thousand year door and my other sister emily was watching while i used the computer and made fun of both of them and heres how it went:
katiehollaaaa: about an hour ago: my sisters are freaking retarded

katiehollaaaa: about an hour ago: rawk hawk is like kate gosselin backwards -------------------------------------------------->>>

katiehollaaaa: about an hour ago: look at the goombalas on THAT ghost lady!------------>>>
katiehollaaaa: about an hour ago: direct quote: "FLARGIN SHNARK! ITS YOUR FAULT! DONT SIT NEXT TO ME! ITS DISTRACTING!"
Yeah. Greeeeat day:)

vassap!?

Im Katie.
I go to CHS.
Opinionated:)
Friggin tired. and probably cant handle 1am.
I'll probably blog most about my home life. im pretty chill with my school life. Unless i get my retarded science teacher again.
I love sarah silverman, tina fey, bill murray, dan akroyd, and john bellushi.
sorry for the names i misspelled. too lazy to fix:)

I'll be posting with my best friend emily...whos actually asleep right now.

You're probably wondering what the hell our url means. well...if you follow us you'll probably figure it out.

Emily, did you realize duke is like duke from moulin rouge. i thought that was cool just now. yeahh.

you can follow us on twitter as well:p twitter.com/katiehollaaaa

we play in our schools orchestra, and we have a wedding quartet with our lowly freshman 1st violinist and violist. i play the 2nd violin, and pahlke is a cellist. (twitter.com/mthecellist)

we're basically everywhere. myspace, facebook, twitter, and blogspot. we've been here forever...but i cant get into my old one with a few of our other friends so its just me and pahlke here.

you pronounce her name: paul. key. pahlke.


SO LETS START THIS PARTY!
(help me out here barry white!)