Wednesday, July 1, 2009

so this morning

i had this dream pahlke and i were ta-ing for Ms.Johnston...and mark (her brother) was in that class. So they were having a Shakespeare play thing, so this girl Lauren from MHS's basketball camp was there with stacie grimshaw and they were stabbing eachother with knife handles. then they finished and johnston was crackin jokes and then mark had to go pee and i ate some gum. it started to foam and i was screaming and laughing and then johnston told pahlke and i to go to the bathroom with mark and he cant come back until noon. i have to grab a hall pass or ms.peachin will send us out of the school. i grab the ta pass and she says "yeah thats fine as long as you say its for mr.rob's class. only its rob with an e."....which would make it ROBE?....so we went to the bathroom in what was in my head a hall further east named D hall, not the one that leads to the gym, it was just a new hall in the middle school! so we go into the bathroom and this guy is taking pictures of all the 8th graders one at a time as they leave the bathroom and pahlke and i try to get in but he puts on a chicken costume and tells us to go away. so pahlke and i go into the bathroom, where we find my sister, emily. mark then shows up and the chicken dude starts laughing. so he just uses a stall in the bathroom and i end up teleporting out of sunrise a block away from it. i run up the street and its scary apartments so i think i want to go back to the middle school, and i show up there and i wake up. WHAT. THE. FUCK!?

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