Oh ya! Emily!

Who said you're cool? Hahaha:)

So many scars...so little imagination

I was just in my sports bra and I saw this scar on my back going "oh yes." I got it from a water slide. I skidded at the bottom and it left a scar. I like back scars. They're cool.
The scar on the corner of my temple is infected again. It just gets sweaty and it gets like a weird zit. Igot that scar from tripping into a coffee table.
I have an ingrown hair on my longest shin scar. It was a ladder. That's all I'm willing to say. Too long to type on an iPod.
The two in the middle of my shin are fine. The circle is Pahlke. The long one was tripping over a log.
The most recent one on the side of my scalp burns like Harry potters mofo! Little Morgan went ahead and slapped my head like a man and now it throbs and burns. I don't know if I'm growing hair there...

I want to get a tattoo when my parents die. I think my mom would be proud and my dad would argue that it's gonna look fuckin sexy when I'm 98:)

Sorry:)

I jut had an off dy with the hollands.

Fuckin great 4th of July. Couldve used a little Pahlke flava, though!

What happens at the buckaroo?!

Let's Make Friends with the Cool Kids, Just This Once

Is that guy for real?

Don't get me started on dysfunctional families, Katie.

I'll just start talking and saying things I shouldn't and then I'll be laying in bed tonight thinking,
"Shit, I shouldn't've said that."

I love it when people say I'm cool:)
It's like, the ultimate ego boost.

Seriously!!

What the hell?!

Everyone is in a bad mood but my dad.
My mom won't buy Popsicle sticks and she's being a bitch about it.
Gracie that dumb shit thing where she's limping around because she drubbed her thumb like 2 weeks ago. My mom said she doesn't know what real pain is and plus she's over dratic and doesn't know how to put into a realistic way the kind of pain she's in.
Emilys arguing with me. She's a shit.
Zeus threw up on my shorts so now I'm in basketball shorts for the wrest of the day.


I hate hate hate what you are.

I'm mad at Gracie now.

She took my tweezers. And I had no idea where they were and I got in a fight with my mom about it because I thought she had them, and then she said I lost them and she was mad and then Gracie comes back out of her room with them and she goes "Oh ya. I used them to pop a zit."
WTF?!

Let's see if this works now...

Yesssss! Hahah
no post today Pahlke?

so my mom made this friend at her providence class and she came over today. She's really nice but she has a hard time like my mom, and her mom is terrible. So my nana wants to adopt her and shed be my moms legal sister. My mom had a sister but she died really really young so my mom has no idea about this, but she's filled out all the paper work and it's supposed to be a surprise for tomorrow.
So adult adoption is legal in California...but is it legal in Oregon? That's just what I'm worried about. My dad thinks my nana's bullshitting me and I really hope she isn't. That'd let me down. Plus I think that'd make my mom feel less alone.

I read a blob from were-not-our-parents.blogspot.com and it was Pahlke apologizing to me and Cameron. And i was thinking I'll just keep that in my mind when we're mad at eachother. But idk how well that'll work. Just thinking outloud. Haha sorry...it was a nice apology is what I'm saying.

Tomorrow'll be fantastic, I hope! Pahlkes comin! Trannys comin! And Morgan is too!
Twilight zone, rocky 3, elephant ears, kettle corn, teriyaki chicken, icees and chillin with homies:)))

haaaaaaa

i typed in Leroy Smith into google...heres what popped up.
Leroy Smith Homepage

So i can write the title on an ipod touch, but no body.

Good for emily:)

how do you spell it?

apiphany?

haha idk.

in 1st grade we'd get these spelling tests out in the hall and if you got like above 90% you got ONE jelly bean and i'd always get bubblegum.

I'd get everything right except for ceiling. i'd do cieling.

apiphany(sp?) is my new ceiling:p

god damn! i couldnt get that p^^ it was [ then ] then = then o then PPPPPPPPPPPPP....now its p.

Listening to Mos Def's new album. He reminds me of this pot head from my culinary class. He'd rap so fast you wouldnt be able to tell if he's messed up or stumbled over his own lips, and honestly it doesnt matter.

I miss him.

He hit on me. It was fun to just smile and laugh at what he said. "Come on! I've got a motel room! You're lookin finer today!" hahah

I'll miss William/Jew most.

He was like my brother. And Dylan (rapping pot head) just called him jew and beat him up:)

I'm tired of people complaining about the dumbest things! Like honestly, there are bigger deals. And when people flip shit over stupid stuff! Like that guy on Fable 2! I was engaged to him and then whenever i tried to get the other townfolk to like me because i had murdered people he was like OH MY GOD! WHY'RE YOU CHEATING ON ME!?!?

insecure faggot.

haha LITERALLY!

My All Control is Now Spiraling

I'm going to try this new thing where, I just

chill

Everything always ends up okay.

So why stress so heavy about it?